05.02.2012 / 17.54 pm
 
Best ideas for christmas gifts, Xmas poems, song lyrics and more.

Funny Christmas Poems

Sort by: Rating | Date
Found poems in category: 5

A Puppy's Christmas

It's the day before Christmas
And all through the house
The puppies are squeaking
An old rubber mouse.

at 2008-03-05
Rating: 4.07
Votes: 30

Daddy’s Home And I Think He’s Drunk

Oh you better not shout,
You better not cry,
You better not pout,
I'm tellin' you why;

at 2008-03-23
Rating: 3.42
Votes: 45

Christmas Is Great But

Christmas is great but Everyones insain
Going crazy with this stupid Christmas game
wrapping gifts and cooking food
and no one has time there not in the mood

at 2008-03-05
Rating: 3.13
Votes: 15

I'm Walking Backwards for Christmas

I'm walking backwards for Christmas,
Across the Irish Sea,
I'm walking backwards for Christmas,
It's the only thing for me.
by Spike Milligan
at 2008-03-23
Rating: 3.00
Votes: 5

I'll be Cloned for Christmas

I'll be cloned for Christmas -
You can count the many me's!
Please have plenty of food for my multiple brood -
And lotsa presents for the many me's to appease!
by Hubert Wilson
at 2008-03-23
Rating: 1.89
Votes: 9
1 








Forgot you password?




>; ?>>; ?>>