05.01.2009 / 20.27 pm
 
Best ideas for christmas gifts, Xmas poems, song lyrics and more.
by Hubert Wilson
Rating: 2.20
Votes: 5

I'll be cloned for Christmas -
You can count the many me's!
Please have plenty of food for my multiple brood -
And lotsa presents for the many me's to appease!

Christmas Eve will find the many me's -
Where the family screams!
I'll be cloned for Christmas -
But only in multiplying extremes!


Holly Jolly Christmas
Funny Xmas Poems by Johnny Marks 1962

Have a holly, jolly Christmas;
It's the best time of the year
I don't know if there'll be snow,
but have a cup of cheer.
Have a holly, jolly Christmas;
And when you walk down the street
Say Hello to friends you know
and everyone you meet.

Oh, ho, the mistletoe
hung where you can see;
Somebody waits for you;
Kiss her once for me.
Have a holly jolly Christmas,
and in case you didn't hear,
Oh by golly, have a holly,
jolly Christmas this year.

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