I'll be Cloned for Christmas |
| by Hubert Wilson |
Rating: 2.20 Votes: 5 |
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I'll be cloned for Christmas -
You can count the many me's!
Please have plenty of food for my multiple brood -
And lotsa presents for the many me's to appease!
Christmas Eve will find the many me's -
Where the family screams!
I'll be cloned for Christmas -
But only in multiplying extremes!
Holly Jolly Christmas
Funny Xmas Poems by Johnny Marks 1962
Have a holly, jolly Christmas;
It's the best time of the year
I don't know if there'll be snow,
but have a cup of cheer.
Have a holly, jolly Christmas;
And when you walk down the street
Say Hello to friends you know
and everyone you meet.
Oh, ho, the mistletoe
hung where you can see;
Somebody waits for you;
Kiss her once for me.
Have a holly jolly Christmas,
and in case you didn't hear,
Oh by golly, have a holly,
jolly Christmas this year.
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